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Jerusalem – RELIGION, age 4,000+ years, died A.D. 30 on Golgotha Hill.  He died of wounds while being publicly nailed to a cross with Jesus of Nazareth.  Next of kin includes:  performance, guilt, shame, obligation, fear and condemnation.  Religion was a well-known and demanding taskmaster that led to frustration.  He was preceded in death by Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

Services will be held whenever those in Christ gather to remember the death of Jesus Christ.  Supper will be served.  Burial will be in the past, once and for all.  Arrangements by Grace and Freedom.

Donations may be made (but are not recommended) to the First Church of Try-A-Little-Harder-Do-A-Little-More on Dead-End St in the town of Never Enough.